Mandatory

I think that, anytime anyone reacts in a shithead kind of way to a challenging or unfortunate situation, a light should go off over their head, much like the "stewardess needed" light on an airplane, only this light would signal two huge men to come and pick up the walking pile of douchebaggery and drag it off to anger management classes where they will be taught appropriate and socially acceptable responses to a variety of lousy situations. Just sayin'.